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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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I’m not vain. I’m just recovering from years and years of low self-esteem.
Why I’m taking so many selfies. (via destump)

(Source: reezistance)

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Maybe it won’t work out. But maybe seeing if it does will be the best adventure ever.

(via unenergetic)

I actually love this
It’s so comforting

(via u-nprecedented)

(Source: the-taintedtruth)

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rlaph:

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

rlaph:

did she really confuse cannibals with cannon balls

(Source: anus2anus)

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illumahottie:

Someone please call @911

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nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

Posted 1 hour ago

http://kenjideath.tumblr.com/post/100623384578/zenosanalytic-chazkeats-autisticenjolras

zenosanalytic:

chazkeats:

autisticenjolras:

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false…

(Source: heliospanoptes)

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nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

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popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

Posted 1 hour ago

botzy:

Found my new favorite gif

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Posted 1 hour ago
  1. coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE
Posted 22 hours ago

Ten Things I Hate About You -- Sentence Meme

lovegoodisms:

  • "Make anyone cry today?"
  • "It’s not everyday you find a girl who’ll flash someone to get you out of detention."
  • "Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want."
  • "Just ‘cause you’re beautiful, that doesn’t mean that you can treat people like…
Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation